Dr. Straw Ina Bird is a scientist who hosts the fictional program What Happens if I Do This?.
He seems to be extremely ill. In the first episode he expirenced a minor heart attack and a bloody tongue. He has conducted two experiments such as putting Ketch-Up and Mustard in water, and seeing waht happens. He determined that the ketch-up was more present than the mustard. The expermient resulted in a Car "being born".
He later attempted to contact his own cellphone and heard his own voice telling him to leave a message. He assumed that his future self had contacted him, however after receiving no response he became fearful and hung up.
- What Happens if I Do This?
- What Happens if I Do This? Episode 2